I hate horses, they drank my vodka
I like whores, when they ride me
Horses always pull a wry face
That's so disturbingly ugly
Alarmingly ugly!! Scary ugly mugs
Those entirely terrifying eyes
Watching every of my steps
Of my fucking steps
Can't you see that horses are bad people?
Even Peter Griffin knows
Because he's a fucking genius.
But that's not the point
Whores are more profitably
That's serious business
Unicorns act like pimp daddies
Can't you see?
I love whores due to a cause
Their appearance is as lovely
As a diamond in the sky
Their bodies like pudding
Turning me on; turning me on
Bigger legs than elephants
If I imagine: Jizz in my pants
In my skinny gay pants!
Can't you see that horses are bad people?
Even Peter Griffin knows
Because he's a fucking genius.
But that's not the point
Whores are more profitably
That's serious business
Unicorns act like pimp daddies
Can't you see?
Fusing ’90s metalcore, ’00s vaporwave, and ’20s cybergrind, the Texans' debut showcases an unprecedented unholy trinity. Bandcamp New & Notable May 17, 2023